We all have been on those dreamy dates which you wish never ended. right?? I know you thinking about one of those and smiling right now…….

And then there are the ones which make you literally wonder “What the f**k am i doing here….Lord…..Save me …….” Yeah I am talking about those weird ones, those awkward ones, the not so happening ones and the ones which made u think…..Why did i say yes….. 😛 😛 Its okay….been there….done that…..so keep reading

Well in one of my wtf dates the guy was irritated throughout…I had no clue what was wrong with him….I dont behave like that even during my periods . there was something just not right. And me the curious one/the digger found out eventually that he was not happy with the fact that i was looking taller than him and i should no be wearing heels……..ughhhhh…..well,,,, I have named those shoes after him now…of course …we dint see other again (ting)

Another one was with a friend…..and we had coffee first in his car ….made my me…so those who know me ….also know the fact that how strong a coffee I make and how high the caffeine content is (ting)….. And then we decided to go for a drive…what followed next was hilarious…..Two young ppl…in a car…driving around…police uncle had to stop us….Police uncle asked to lower the windows and my friend in a very awkward  moment had to bring his mouth close to his mouth….he jumped off….yeh kya piya hai…itna strong smell kis cheez ka (Translate : What have you consumed…..Such a strong smell) My friend could only stammer ….kkkkkkkk koffeee….she made and pointed towards me….his hands trembling….Thankfully the coffee mug was still in the car and he let us go….but i still remind my friend of how scared he was and how funny he looked in that moment 😛

This one is beyond imagination….we had fixed the time…venue everything …i selected a really cute cafe with the best rating on zomato…and near to his place (yes i am like that….i really give ppl that benefit of whatever…..)….I left work early….boarded the train and then i got a call from Mr wrong…”Hy…sorry I cant make it…something urgent came up …… (call disconnected due to network issues)”….My colleague who was in the same compartment with me could actually see fumes coming out of me….The station came and I got up to get down….She asked “where are u going??? he is not coming right” I said…I will still go….and I went on the date alone….yesss…u heard that right…and the perks I got ….The cafe owner came to me and said are u expecting someone to join and i narrated the whole story …..he gave me a free browniee 🙂 what else could i have asked for…..Life is so generous (ting)

In one of the wtf dates this Mr Wrong was throughout receiving calls from his so called roommate  and eventually gave it out that he had to leave as his roommate  forgot the apartment keys…… I dint know he was a gay (ting)

Well the wtf stories will go on…..but lemme just finish off this post with this last one,,,,We were having beer and I was a lil tipsy…So this Mr X said he wanted to say something…really personal and that it was really a man to a woman talk….I nodded my head and dint show any excitement as beer kept me happy and i was not bothered whats he gonna say….and for nearly 10 minutes he kept doing that  ….i wanna say something,,,,to u….ughhhhh…all i said was Okay,,,,whats that???? He finally gave up….I forgot my wallet at home….can i borrow some money from you to buy a cigarette…phew….okay….so that was it….the man to woman talk (ting)